Well, hate not more! Burger King to the rescue with the ultimate in lazy dining. It’s the human version of the dog who plops down in front of his food dish and inhales kibble.
You might call it fake, or a parody. But I call it test marketing. Don’t you think we’re the perfect society for this thing? Comedian Patton Oswalt has an awesome rant on KFC’s famous bowls. He ends the bit talking about a lunch gun that shoots liquified KFC into his arteries, but settles for a failure pile in a sadness bowl. We’re not that far away, kids.